I can honestly say that in all my days - from a child running barefoot and shirtless through fields and woods; to impromptu camping and teenage road trips; to hitchhiking, hanging out in dive bars and underground parties; or even to always having to clean up dead critters from the 200 year old basement out on the farm - never, NEVER have I ever felt as dirty - truly, hygienically dirty - until I fell in a hole today in India.